Warning: this product may cause spontaneous acts of rebellion. Side effects include loss of conformity, increased self-expression, and an irreversible refusal to blend in. Wear at your own risk. Caution: wearing this may attract unwanted attention from the system. Cameras will notice. Norms will shatter. Proceed with maximum confidence. Handle with attitude. This is not fast fashion. This is a weapon of mass disruption. Do not treat it gently.